Nice HTML there, Tom! And grrrreat spelling! It’s so awesome that you were able to get $200 million for your piece of crap site.

And Tom, you wouldn’t have to deal with spammers, phishing, cross-site scripting attacks or other nasties if you’d just get a stinkin’ clue. You’re not the first website in the world to deal with user-provided content/HTML. Do you really have anyone else programming on the site? Are they monkeys?

And let me close by saying what a great NON security feature. You’re changing people’s links to a domain name that doesn’t even have the word MYSPACE in the name. People are going to think that’s not normal and freak out, regardless of your cute little announcement box.

And nevermind the fact that you’ve just given yourself a way to police all links on your site and determine what is “allowed” and “not allowed” to be linked to, nor the fact that you’ve created your own database of links referenced by people using your site, which you will no doubt go on and sell to some marketing firm, privacy be damned!

Blah blah blah. I hate MySpace with a stinkin’ passion.